I 💕 This Font

Jul 20

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

(Source: clambistro, via failureisntanoptionitsinevitable)

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hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon

(Source: hockeyshorts, via netflixz)

impurefools:

connorsrockinbooty:

what if every god in every religion existed

like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike were all chillin on some clouds

and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they got into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one

“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”

“Ra for the last freaking time you did it last week”

#disney what are you waiting for

(Source: zevranarinais, via failureisntanoptionitsinevitable)

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theofficialbahorel:

this-is-sams-lost-shoe:

so you know how a vulcan kiss is like this?

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well i was in math class and and this guy and i were trying to high five but we were too far away so we just touched out two fingers together like this^^

and then i sat down and thought about it for a second.

then i went “hey patrick, are you a trekkie?”

and he went “no, but my parents are huge trekkies”

and i went “so you know what’s up?”

and he went “oh, i know what’s up.”

I ship it

(Source: redvsboohoo, via askpillow)

bewbin:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

you tellin me you cant get jacked up on pepsi?

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

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